OMFG, The Colors!

Here we go again. This has to be a joke, and since I don’t speak Ger­man (yet), I have no way of deter­min­ing if it is. I got this link from a friend on an IRC chan­nel that I stum­bled upon (twit­ter link) who is called Akufen. As you can prob­a­bly see from the image, it’s… well… col­or­ful. I sup­pose if you have to say some­thing nice, that would be it.

I had no idea what to expect when vis­it­ing, but let’s say that I was shocked. Who in his right mind would pack­age infor­ma­tion in a box that scares the hell out of any­one read­ing it? This is not good prac­tice for any­one look­ing to attract an audi­ence or win souls to the cause. This is clearly a Chris­t­ian site, and while I have noth­ing against Chris­tian­ity, this site is equally as annoy­ing as the thumpers on the street who ask you if you’re “washed in the blood” and expect you not to scream for the near­est cop.

Not another color storm for the love of god

Not another color storm for the love of god

The site is called rasputin.com or some such thing, which is a kind of funny name for a Chris­t­ian site. After all, wasn’t Rasputin an occultist, and pretty evil dude? I absolutely love the list of good and bad things on the page labeled “MEDIEN”. It includes things (on the bad side) like Techno music, Harry Pot­ter and porn. Seri­ously? Porn? I can under­stand Harry Pot­ter. I mean that stuff is just evil, but I think that what­ever a man and a woman do with another man, a midget and phal­lic plas­tic items is a beau­ti­ful thing. There is no sin in that. I digress…

At any rate, that back­ground should be on the bad list. So should the pic­tures of the peo­ple at the top of each page. Nun Nina on the drugs page is pretty hot, though. The exit page is the only one that isn’t a hell­ish color assault, and as such, I stayed there longest. Thank god I couldn’t under­stand it.

Long and short, the designer of this page needs to be water boarded, even if it is a joke.

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