Politically Incorrect Train Wrecks

Very sel­dom do I see sucky web­sites that make me laugh out loud. In fact, fewer still are the ones that make me laugh out loud and clutch my sides in antic­i­pa­tion of some­thing impor­tant falling out. This is that site. What­ever your views on party hats and zaftig women, Fat Chicks In Party Hats is likely to offend you (or make you laugh). That and feel a sig­nif­i­cant amount of Catholic guilt, even if you’re not Catholic.

Yup, just look­ing is a one way ticket to hell…

This site is at once every­thing wrong with the inter­net, and every­thing about it that I find endear­ing. Not the mak­ing fun of over­weight peo­ple, mind you, but the notion that you can cast asper­sions with impunity (not unlike what I’m doing with this site).

The col­ors are bad, the lay­out is bad, the nav­i­ga­tion is just stu­pid. The con­tent, how­ever, is where this site shines. The con­tent is so bad it’s almost like watch­ing a squir­rel get hit by a car. You want to reach out and try to save it, say­ing “run lit­tle squir­rel, the car is going to get you,” but by the time you say “Ru…” he’s doing a weird flip­ping areal after bounc­ing off the under­car­riage three or four times. It’s not the get­ting hit that forces you to watch, it’s that flip or that lit­tle tail twitch after­ward (don’t even try to say you don’t chuckle. You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t).

Yes, this site is wrong, and yes, I laughed until I couldn’t breathe read­ing through it. I’m going to hell, and you’re all com­ing with me. The guy who put this site together is going too, so we can all kick him when we get there.

Miguel can’t speak Eng­lish, Can’t spell and is just plain wrong in his cap­tions. He makes “fag” ref­er­ences, fatty ref­er­ences and every other dis­taste­ful ref­er­ence I can think of. Please, send him hate mail, and / or new pictures.

I need to wipe off my face. Stream­ing tears of laughter…

Cheers

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